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way wonky . . .

By Lesle | July 29, 2008

From Kimberly on the board . . . this is a bizarro getting to know you. To say the least.

Would you rather?

  1. Experience life like a video game OR a movie? movie
  2. Pee your pants in public OR hug a random person? hug a random person
  3. Hit every red light for the rest of your life OR always be wrong? hit the red lights
  4. Be able to fly or hear other peoples thoughts? definitely fly
  5. Have a unibrow OR have a uniboob? unibrow, I already pluck
  6. Be 3ft tall OR be 9ft tall? well, those choices suck, 3 feet tall
  7. Have your eye fall out randomly OR have uncontrollable constant drool? glass eye anyone
  8. Have lice OR Athletes foot? athlete’s foot
  9. Sit on a book to know what it’s about OR lick every page to find out? durr, sit on a book
  10. The dog eat your birthday cake or lose your keys 3 days in a row? the dog can HAVE the cake
  11. Have a 12in. eyelash you can’t pluck OR earlobe the size of a basketball? I’d “trim” them eyelashes
  12. Have saliva tasting like gasoline OR rubbing alcohol? ugh, rubbing alcohol
  13. Get a bad tattoo OR have bad teeth? bad tattoo can be removed
  14. Hair on your palms OR hair on your feet? feet can be waxed
  15. Find your soul mate but every time they spoke, they sounded like ACDC OR be alone forever? I’d be alone forever, it’s what would happen anyway if I had a unibrow, was 3 feet tall with a glass eye, athlete’s foot, 12 in. eyelashes, mouth tasting like rubbing alcohol, the remnants of an ugly tattoo, and hairy feet



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One Response to “way wonky . . .”

  1. Mona Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    :spew: You crack me up!!!

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