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before i forget . . .

By Lesle | January 20, 2009

Our conversation in the car this afternoon.

Emy: I don’t want to grow any bigger.

Me: Really? You don’t have to get too big, but you probably want to be a little bigger than you are right now.

Emy: I don’t want to grow any bigger because I’ll have to have babies and it’s gonna hurt!

Me: You don’t have to have babies.

Emy: But you have to have babies or you’ll die.

Me: Whaaaat?

Emy: Girls have to have babies or they’ll die!

Me: :scratching head: Oh, no, it’s not like that. If you don’t get pregnant, you don’t have to have a baby. But if you get pregnant, yes, you have to have the baby. So if you don’t want to have a baby, don’t get pregnant.

Max: And if you don’t want to get pregnant Emy, don’t have the sex. Isn’t that right mom?

Me: :spew: Yes Max, that’s correct.

Max: Because the only way to be 100% sure you don’t get pregnant, is to not have the sex.

Me: Yes Max, that’s correct.

Max: Girls that don’t have the sex don’t get pregnant.

Max: You don’t have sex anymore do you mom.

Me: LMAO :faint:

Me: Yes Max :sob: that’s correct :sob:

Oy! Kids!

L

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6 Responses to “before i forget . . .”

  1. Cheri Pryor Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 3:26 am

    So I guess you aren’t wanting to get pg anymore? Yeah. That’s it. Riiiiight… lmao!!

  2. Karen Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 9:46 am

    LOL Your kids crack me up! It’s a wonder you didn’t drive the car off the road at that one.

  3. Oscar Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    let me just say OMG

  4. Heather (HollerinRat) Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 12:06 am

    LOL That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time!

  5. Beth Says:
    January 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Oh man too funny?

  6. Jaina Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Wow. Just, wow.

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