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reality check . . .

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

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it’s one of those parties . . .

Friday, December 12th, 2008

ya know . . . the one where it isn’t mandatory that you attend . . . but it’s probably best that you do?  I always wind up having a good time, so I don’t know why I’m always apprehensive.
May have something to do with the fact that I never find something to wear until [...]

dream land . . .

Friday, November 21st, 2008

This is way long. I’m not expecting anyone to read this whole thing, you may want to skip right over . . . I just wanted to get it typed up and thought my blog was the perfect place for it. 
We’ve been arguing pro-choice and pro-life on the board, which is probably part of [...]

bug-eyed . . .

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Yesterday I was complaining about 71° weather.  Today, temperatures are hovering in the high 40s, humidity a decent 34%, whipping wind, and clear skies.
I’m LOVING it!
I did not go overboard.  No ear muffs and parkas . . . not that I own a parka.  I’ve got on the standard dress code (black & white dress/black [...]

a little jiggle in her walk . . .

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Check it . . . I got this off Perez’ website

Here’s Gwen Stefani two weeks post baby. It just made me start wondering . . . because the actual post with this picture was about how, wow, she just had a baby, look how great she looks. And she does. There’s no denying it.
But if [...]

trying to break the cycle . . .

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

My mother upset me the other day.
I was complaining to her about Walmart. When I went shopping for the kids I couldn’t find any jeans for Emy. They were all hipsters, slim, flared. You know, the stuff you expect to see on teenagers, on MTV or something with a belly button ring and short shirt.
Well, [...]

wax on wax off . . .

Friday, May 9th, 2008

So I bought a Personal Waxing Kit for unwanted hair removal. Yeah, yeah, get your mind out of my Netherlands . . . I waxed my underarms last night.
The directions state–yes of course I read the directions, this is going to inflict pain to my body, I need to know what I’m doing–the directions [...]

oh my gawd . . .

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

So, what up Becky? You in cahoots with Max?
He drew this picture for me a couple days after your impersonation, but he never saw your photo. I about fell out of my chair laughing.

I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen . . . and the scariest too. :drahmah:
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my image needs work . . .

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

I logged onto the board the other day and clicked into thread titled “Who Am I?”
This was the only thing in the post.

After reading so many posts with people laughing and saying, “I can’t wait till she sees it!” I wondered who the hell they were talking about . . . and then I [...]

when are you due . . .

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

I’m not pregnant. I’m just fat.
Okay, so no one has said that to me yet. But I’m sure someone will any day now, especially with my love of all things empire-waisted. I have had the displeasure of walking up to a Starbucks and requesting a tall, no-whip (see, I do show some [...]